Top 5 Library Jokes – Monday Mini 4/1/2019

Happy Monday!

In honor of today being April Fool’s Day, I am sharing my 5 favorite library-themed jokes. I recently set up a display at my library featuring our selection of kids’ joke books, and I thought my readers here might enjoy a few as well! Please keep in mind, this display was created specifically with kids in mind, so I tried to find jokes that all ages could understand and hopefully find amusing.

I’ve set this up so that the answers do not show unless you highlight the space below the question, next to where it says “Answer:”. Essentially, the answer is written in the same color as the background, so when you highlight it will show up!

Without further ado, here are my Top 5 Library Jokes.

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What has a spine, but no bones?

Answer: A Book!

Why is the library always the tallest building in town?

Answer: Because it has the most stories! 

 

What kinds of books do planets like to read?

Answer: Comet Books!

 

Why did the elephant use her trunk as a bookmark?

Answer: That way she NOSE where she stopped reading!

 

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing (besides a good book)?

Answer: Bookworms!

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I hope you found these amusing, and are having a safe and fun April 1st! Do you know any good library/literary jokes? Share them in the comments!

 

Until the next chapter,

Jana

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